Cell Phone Song (Joe Pinson, ASCAP)                 1.  When I’m drivin’ in the fast lane on the freeway, Or shoppin’ for some junk at the Stop and Go, I don’t want some woman callin’ me with nothin’ on her mind, sayin’ “Hey, what’s new with you, Mister Joe?” When I’m watchin’ a brand new movie on the big screen, Or lyin’ in the sun to get a tan, I don’t want some yo-yo callin’ me with nothin’ on his mind, Sayin’ “Hey, Mister J, what’s happenin’ man?” Chorus:  I enjoy my private moments more than anyone I know. I live my life at my own speed, and that speed is usually slow. I love my friends, and they love me – and I never feel alone. So in spite of all the hype about the need to be connected, I want it known – that you’ll be leavin’ me alone, ‘cause I never give out the number to my cell phone. 2.  When I’m fishin’ at the lake on my favorite shady cove – Hopin’ to catch the one that got away, I don’t want some woman callin’ me with nothin’ on her mind, sayin’ “Hey, big guy, how are you doin’ today?” When I’m sittin’ on the throne in my home all alone – Readin’ a book or – just doin’ my biz, I don’t want some yo-yo callin’ me with nothin’ on his mind, Sayin’ “Hey, my man, do you know who this is?” Repeat Chorus