The Chihuahua Song (Joe Pinson, ASCAP) CHORUS: Lady, that's a mighty fine Chihuahua. Is it a he or a she-wa-wa? I bet it looks exactly like its mama. Lady, that'a a mighty fine Chihuahua. I like its cute little nose, and its lack of clothes, and I like the little wiggle in its back side. My Aunt Gladys, the nurse, kept her pooch in her purse. Every time I'd come to visit, it would climb in there to hide. REPEAT CHORUS Uncle George had some rats in his warehouse. He sent in his Chihuahua to flush them out. He was waiting at the door with a shotgun in hand - And accident'ly pelted the wrong little snout. REPEAT CHORUS Don't think these teeny weeny dogs are weaklings. Each is very strong in its own way. I remember the Chihuahua that belonged to cousin Bill: It gave orders to a pit bull every day. REPEAT CHORUS Wherever you are, the Chihuahua is a star. In Monterrey, Manhattan, or Morocco. With its clever little grin and its disappering chin - It makes you think you ought to buy a taco. REPEAT CHORUS