Get A life  (Joe Pinson, ASCAP)

1.  Well, I wave and say hello to a stranger,
and the response is nothing - NA-DA.
Either this person is blind and deaf
or still marching to orders from MAMA,
who taught about the danger
of talking to a stranger - anywhere or
anytime on this green earth.
God forbid you decide you're not a kid and
disappoint the woman who gave you birth,

CHORUS:  You're a big girl, Sam.
You're a big boy, Sue.
It's time to stop lettin' others think for you.
Time to come out from under mama's skirt.
Cross the street - play in the dirt.
When you were small, she did it all,
and you can thank your lucky stars for that.
Time to move on - sing your own song.
Use your head for more
than just a place for hang your hat.

2.  I know people with a college education
who still depend on mama to pay the rent.
If they ever leave space
and join the human race,
they'll have to learn to spell EMPLOYMENT.
Eagles push their babies off the cliffs.
It's the only way they ever learn to fly.
If mama won't push,
maybe you should jump.
Kiss that co-dependency goodbye.

REPEAT CHORUS