Juxtaposition - Joe Pinson, ASCAP 1. Big people in little cars, poor people in fancy bars, lady preachers wearing mini-skirts - Sometime I laugh so hard it hurts. Mixed messages everywhere - are these folks stupid or they just don't care? Don't join the choir if you can't sing. Juxtaposition is everything. CHORUS:  Juxtaposition - it's more than who you are. It's what you do, and where you go, and who's ridin' in your car. It can make you look real stupid or like a gem in a platinum ring. Don't forget it, or you'll regret it. Juxtaposition is everything. 2. Old people sunnin' on the beach, college professors who don't know how to teach, big politicians elected on a fluke - sometimes I think I'm just gonna puke. Crazy connections in the air, silly situations everywhere. If you can't fight, stay out of the ring. Juxtaposition is everything. Repeat CHORUS Bridge:  There's a home out here in the country that would please a Donald Trump. You won't have to ask directions; it's just across the road from the city dump. The folks at the bank with the stagecoach are all true-blue straight shooters, but their branch out on the freeway is right next door to Hooters. Repeat CHORUS