Lexus Jesus (Joe Pinson, ASCAP) 1.  I was sittin’ in a line of traffic – waitin’ for the light to turn green. On the back of the car in front of me was somethin’ I’d never seen. Beside the make in similar letters was a name that we all know. As I moved on, I wondered just how far this new religion might go. Chorus:  Lexus Jesus, Lexus Jesus, You’re totally cool and far removed from anything the smacks of strife. Lexus Jesus, Lexus Jesus, You’re the kind of Lord I’d like to let to let into my life. 2.  The Good Book tells about how you said “Come and follow me.” Then it tells how those friends of yours hung you on a tree. The Lexus Church tries to avoid sayin’ too much about that. They worship the Jesus in the fancy robes – the ones that hide all the fat.     Repeat Chorus 3.  Holy, holy, holy. –  Hear the people sing. Build a bigger building - this circus needs another ring. Don’t worry about the poor and hungry.   They’re gonna be all right. The Salvation Army will take them in, if they sleep on the street tonight.   Repeat Chorus