Money (Steve Fowler & Joe Pinson, ASCAP) CHORUS: Money changin' from hand to hand, all across this great big land - keeps the wheels of business turning - all the time. Money comes to visit you. It's gone before the day is through. Changin' hands so fast it really - blows your mind. The grocer pays the farmer, the farmer pays the bank. The banker gives it to Uncle Sam - to buy us another tank. The patient pays the doctor. The doctor pays the nurse. And on the day they lay you away - somebody pays the hearse.  REPEAT CHORUS The shopper pays the salesman. The salesman pays the store. Your merchandise is guaranteed - till you walk out the door. The passenger pays the airline. The airline pays the crew. You fly to New York City; your bags go to Kalamazoo.  REPEAT CHORUS The gambler pays the bookie. The bookie pays the mob. If someone doesn't pay on time, they call in big bad Bob. The criminal pays the lawyer. The lawyer pays the judge. His honor wakes up to say "dismissed", when someone gives him a nudge. REPEAT CHORUS