NORTH OF ORDINARY (Joe Pinson, ASCAP) CHORUS: WE’RE NORTH OF ORDINARY, THAT’S WHAT THEY SAY (REPEAT) IF YOU’RE FROM ORDINARY – THEN WE’RE NOT FAR AWAY. WE HAVE MORE FINE MUSICIANS THAN ANY OTHER TOWN OUR SIZE (REPEAT) YOU CAN GET A BRAND NEW PETERBILT – RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.   REPEAT CHORUS WE DRINK MORE BEER THAN ANY OTHER COLLEGE TOWN I KNOW (REPEAT) THE YOUNG MEN ARE HORNY, THE OLD MEN ARE CORNY, AND THE WOMEN RUN THE SHOW.   REPEAT CHORUS WE BULLDOZE FRY STREET, CUT DOWN OAK TREES, AND DRILL EVERYWHERE FOR GAS (REPEAT) WE’VE GOT PROGRESS WITH A CAPITAL “P” – AND WE’RE LOSING OUR LINK WITH THET PAST.   REPEAT CHORUS WE HAVE A GROOVY OLD COURTHOUSE WITH A CLOCK THAT DOESN’T TICK (REPEAT) AND, WOULD YOU BELIEVE, WE HAVE THE WORLDS LARGEST BRICK. REPEAT CHORUS