The Rain Song   1. I love to go out walking on the prairies and the plains. I love to hear the sound of horns on distant diesel trains. I love to meet a woman who has beauty as well as brains. - and I still get horny when it rains.                                           CHORUS: I don’t cry if the weather guy predicts a rainy day, I don’t moan, and I don’t groan if the dark clouds come my way. I patiently await with great – anticipation The opportunity to see – precipitation.   To fuel the fires that feed the need of my imagination, ‘Cause this old man gets horny when it rains.       2.  I love to be invested when the market has some gains. I love to hunt for fossils and historical remains. I love to hear the songs that have intelligent refrains. - and I still get horny when it rains. REPEAT CHORUS          3.  An old bear sometimes has his share of - aches and pains. An old man doesn’t dare compete with - younger brains. And senior sex is not as good as - Doctor Ruth claims, - But I still get horny when it rains.   REPEAT CHORUS