Toot-n-Tell  (Joe Pinson, ASCAP)                CHORUS: Toot and tell, or go to hell. The big sign says it all, at the brand new, drive-through confessional lane in the Parish of Peter and Paul. Have your problems solved and be absolved by a priest that works twenty-four seven. Just toot and tell - leave the path to hell, and - get on the road to heaven.     1.  Father, I have sinned and crossed the line. My actions seem to have no reason or rhyme. If I had a dollar for every horrible thought that comes to mind, I would be a multi-millionaire in no time.   REPEAT CHORUS 2.  Father, I'm a prisoner - set me free. Please help me be the person I should be. It's hard to fly like an eagle, when turkeys are all I see – There’s a car-full up in front and one in back of me.   REPEAT CHORUS     3.  Father, you are here when I feel blue. No one who understands me like you do. I hope that when I visit, it’s only me and you.   The gossips can find someone else to screw. REPEAT CHORUS